SNACKING with KNUCKLES
KNUCKLES THE CORGI
“It’s important to be well-rested to live life to the fullest. I nap so I can fetch, so I can nap, so I can fetch!“
What are your best work-from-home tips?
Always do your morning stretches to wake all those muscles up.
Make sure to take lots of breaks for snacks and walkies. Fresh air and exercise are important!
What are the go-to snacks you like to eat?
Peanut butter. Definitely PB. You can put that stuff on anything! Even when it gets stuck on my tongue and the human’s laugh, it’s still delicious!
Do you brush your teeth when you wake up or after eating breakfast?
Uhm. I don’t have a say in this, but usually right before bedtime. I don’t like it though, I wish my breath smelled like bacon treats all the time 😒
What's your Patronus?
Part loaf of bread. Part Knuckles the Echidna.
Who would you choose to play you in a movie about your life?
Keanu Reeves. Can’t you see the resemblance?
Favourite Restaurant in Toronto?
My kitchen. I can always find a delicious floor snack buffet in there after the humans are done cooking!
When It’s all said and done, the title to your autobiography is called_____?
Excuse Me I Can’t Reach: A Short Dogs Guide to Life
What’s your go-to fitness regime during this time of social distancing?
1. Playing fetch with the humans, but instead of me bringing the ball back, they have to come get it from me. Gotta make sure they get those steps in! And because we have to use the hallway now and not my favourite park, I make sure the human’s do this for hours! They just can’t say no to me!
2. Patrolling the apartment to make sure both humans are hard at work to pay the puppy bills. Patrols are done every 10-15 minutes unless otherwise napping.
Who made the best ‘Sunday Morning’ song A) k-os B) No Doubt or C) Maroon 5?
I haven’t heard any of these. The only song I know and recognize is ‘Happy Birthday’. 🎂
What’s the last item you purchased with cash?
Is this a serious question? Where do you expect me to store my cash?
Favourite binge-worthy shows to recommend?
Rupaul’s Drag Race -- I love watching the queens strut down the runway
Doctor Who -- Life goals. Gotta get myself a time machine to go on adventures!
Law & Order / Law & Order SVU -- I particularly like participating and barking at the bad guys!
What skill are you determined to master?
Telepathy. It’s really hard to communicate with your parents when all you can do is bork.
Opening the fridge door, there’s a world of goodies in there.
Do you believe there is a way to turn your passions in to work, and if so, how?
100%. You just have to put your whole butt into it 😉 My passion is looking like an adorable loaf of bread, and now my job is to do that on the human’s talking screen devices. Follow my Instagram here: @knucklesthecorgi
Where is your happy place?
The park. Have you seen that place!? It has the best trees, sticks, and stinky spots to roll in! 15/10 Highly recommend
What are the 3 Songs best describe your life?
Bubba Sparx - Ms New Booty
Rupaul - Sissy That Walk
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song
What three words would you use to describe your past three months of your life?
Snow snacks. Slow walks. Butt sniffs.
What Public Figure inspired your career path?
Ein the Data Dog from Cowboy Bebop -- He’s the reason the humans wanted a corg, and that’s how I came into the picture!
Name something you couldn’t go a day without. Why?
Naps. It’s important to be well-rested to live life to the fullest. I nap so I can fetch, so I can nap, so I can fetch! 💤 🎾
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs. Obviously. I still haven’t met a cat. They always run away. Can’t imagine why...
What things in life are still a mystery to you?
Where on earth do treats come from? No seriously, someone please let me know! Also, why do the humans put a tree in the living room once a year! The even bigger question, why do they always take it away? I was just starting to like it!